i see you oda so it makes me happy hey happy hey hey
u the besst perosn ever!!
aww im glad i made you happy, heyy thank you sm 
heyyyy . . you seem soo cool . . ive seen you cuddle with me once or twice !! thank you for sitting with me everytime !! id int but im hella shy
. . anyway hope you have GREAAT DAY ! or night, and if its night, dream of bats eating mangoes . . !!

awww hello ! your welcome !!1! thank you for allowing me to.
ALSO pleasseee dont be shy to int.....im nice i promise..
hope YOU have a great day & night 1!1!!! 
Hi u seem really cool but im stuck in a deep cave system in italy and am unable to int with you 
is this a call for help then...
/lhhh
aww ty ! im sure your cool too 6_^
please dont be afraid to int!
A matter of the utmost seriousness and concern has come to my attention regarding your behavior. I can not stand to keep silent on this matter, and nor should I. There is circumstantial evidence enough to raise alarm in regards to your activities, location, and especially your age. To start, I have a perfectly good reason to suspect that you are committing tax fraud. I cannot say for sure which taxes you failed to pay, nor do I have any concrete evidence for such allegations, but in all honestly you just look like someone with complicated views on taxes. Additionally, there have been credible reports made that you are inside of a senior citizens home where witnesses have seen you complaining about the cost of bread and demanding that someone turn off the television. Those reports become very concerning when you consider the fact that you have gone to great lengths to deny the fact that you are, in reality, nearly 948 years old. Unfortunately, the problem does not stop there. I have received reports that you are engaging in harassment, conspiracy, terrorism, mass destruction, aiding and abetting, war crimes, and, of course, the most heinous one being genocide. The point is that I don't have any proof of your guilt, but I am ready to say for sure that there are enough accusations against you to state that the only right step in this case would be to consider you guilty until proven otherwise. Moreover, there are open issues concerning your possible participation in a series of historical events, the destruction of at least three civilizations and the invention of the mortgage. At this point, I think that a thorough investigation of your actions is needed especially because of the suspicious fact that you are able to have the life experience of a person who remembers when dinosaurs were still paying the rent. I hope you realize the gravity of the accusations against you and make the necessary moves, such as admission of your age and going to bed at 7:30 PM. You can't hide what you've done. We know what you did.
CHARLIE BUCKET. I KNOW THIS WAS YOU. OH WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU BOY!!!!!!!!
HIIIII BOOO, I'm hunting you down RIGHT NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!!! 

HIII HELLOO LUV
, WHAT WHY ARE WE HUNTING ME DOWN ive done nothing I SWEAR
also wow. i see how it is..not playing minecraft with me...everybody jump vin rn!!!
signs ata again ur cute 
awww hello again!! your cute too 
squishes ur chuuuyaa, it's sooo adorable 
aww thank youu1!! 

HALLO SUPER COOL PERSON I HOPE U HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!!!!!! 
WELL HELLO THERE, WHO COULD THIS AWESOME PERSON BE 🧐🧐??jjjj AND THANK YUU I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AWESOME DAY TOO!!! 
HAAI THANK U FOR THE COMPLIMENT IM HERE TO SAY UR ODA IS SUPR CUTE TOO 

hello !
of course anytime! and thank you, your dazai is quite adorable
ill definitely give that a listen sometime. 

Saw you on Pony Town, thought I'd poke your atabook. 
well hello there, how kind of you!
I meant to say. براعسي
BRUHHH.
hello. Hello SizSeven Eat يراعس
WOWWWW. WHO could THIS be 🧐🧐🧐 GOODBYE WHAT MANDAAA!!!!!!!! IMGOANN EAT YOU INSTEAD.
HIII gives you a big hug and a kiss on the headdd woahhh i think that big thing over there looks like a puma!!!
HIHII HEY HELLOO heh crushes your ribs with my very strong arms woahh it does!!!